[vroom vroom motherfucker]
47 years old and still as awesome as ever..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)
I’ve been by your side longer than any of them, Khaleesi. Let me stand for you today as well.
I’m as helpless and as hopeless as a feather on the Clyde
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
I still say this man does some of the finest explanations of historical events the world has ever known.
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